Ways for Obese Men to Wear Micro Swimsuits

 

Almost everyone who has ever seen grossly overweight men wearing micro swimsuits know that this is not a sight for most people. In fact, a visual experience such as this might just scar someone for life. Therapists have most likely made quite a bit of money off of patients that have been exposed to such a horrifying sight. You might wonder how it is that so many obese men are seen in public wearing a micro. The simple fact is that many of these men do not consider themselves to be unattractive. If you can reach back into your memory a bit, you might remember the character of Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movie. A more disgusting creature never existed, yet he continued to remind everyone around him that he was “dead sexy.”

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So, for all of those morbidly obese men out there who are determined to wear micro swimsuits, you should know that there are options for you that allow you to feel that you are sexy while also protecting the public at large from having their eyeballs seared with a nightmarish image. One of those options that is highly recommended is wearing these micros in your own bedroom. It is possible that your partner is quite taken with larger men and would love nothing more than to see you in something of this nature. Dance and prance around your very own boudoir all you want! This lets you have some fun while giving the rest of the world a break.

Another option for wearing micro swimsuits when you are so huge that you should never be seen even partially nude in public is to simply use them as underwear. Just imagine how much fun it would be to walk around on the city streets and in your office knowing that you are wearing these naughty little garments. The best part is that no one will ever know! Now, doesn’t that go a long way to keeping both you and other easily offended people happy? In this way, you can wear your micros as much as you want without exposing any undue horrors on the population.