So I just bought a speedo swimsuit the other day and it finally arrived in the mail. I was so excited that I immediately put it on and started wearing it around the house, pretending I was on the beach. The funny thing about this is that it is way too cold to go to any beach nearby and I was sitting on my living room floor on a beach towel with my sunglasses on. I was having the time of my life when I heard someone knock at the door and it brought me back to reality.
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So here I am in my speedo swimsuit acting like I am on the beach in the middle of the night, close to freezing outside, and someone is knocking on my door. I thought about just ignoring them because there aren’t any doors to knock on where I was at but I had the lights on so they knew I was home. If I didn’t answer the door whoever it was would end up thinking that something was wrong and the last thing I needed was the cops rushing in to do a welfare check on me. So I had to answer the door and hope they didn’t want to hang out or something.
I got up and answered the door still wearing my speedo swimsuit and it was a friend of mine pushing past me and rushing inside. I knew the gig was up and I turned around after shutting the door prepared for the jokes that were coming my way when I noticed something very odd. They were wearing a speedo as well and nothing else. We stood and looked at each other for what seemed like hours before busting out laughing. He had gotten locked out of his house while trying his speedo on outside to see just how cold it was and knowing I had a key risked the humiliation to get back inside and change. We ended up having quite the night pretending to be on the beach together and can’t wait for the spring to do it for real.