Be Smart about Wearing Micro Swimsuits

 

When it comes to wearing micro swimsuits, men should be smart about it. There are a lot of rules that tend to come along with wearing something of this nature and you need to be aware of just what they are before prancing outside in one of these tiny suits. For one thing, you will find that there are more beaches that refuse to allow this type of swimwear to be worn by the visitors than there are those that do allow it. Obviously, clothing optional beaches don’t care what sort of swimsuit you wear because these are the places that are perfectly fine with their visitors wearing nothing at all. So rule number one is to check the beach that you are intending to visit to see if there is a code of some sort.

Next, a man wearing micro swimsuits needs to have a certain body type. This should be something that is obvious to everyone, but you would be amazed at the number of obese and completely out of shape guys that somehow have a very different visual of themselves in their heads. These are the men that waddle onto the beach in a micro that no one can even see because it is all covered up with flab. It is astounding that these men could even find a micro in their size. Of course most of these men simply squeeze as much ass and belly into the suits as possible and go on their merry way. Therefore, rule number two is to make sure that you have done some body sculpting before you expose yourself to the public at large.

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Finally, before you decide to start wearing men’s micro swimsuits, be sure that you have done the needed amount of manscaping to your body. The next most disgusting thing that people do not want to see besides a lot of naked flab bouncing around is a fur garden growing from each side of the swimsuit crotch. Now you don’t have to get your chest and underarms waxed. But please think of those people on the beach before you ignore the fact that you might just have a raccoon look going on at your crotch. Shave the hair that is unsightly and give the public a break. If you can remember all of these simple rules, your micro experience should be a very positive one.