Micro Swimsuits and My Anaconda

 

There are a lot of things to say about micro swimsuits but the most important thing has to be about the size itself. Yes, they are very comfortable and quite sexy, but these swimsuits are not exactly created equally for all guys. You see, not to brag or anything, but I have a rather large cock and wearing a micro is almost pure hell for me if I am not careful. I have to make sure that I buy one that will fit me perfectly or I am going to have issues you would not believe when wearing it out in public. The worst thing about it all is that there are lots of people who notice any issues you might have.

I will give you an example. The first time that I wore my micro swimsuits out to the beach, I was feeling like I was on top of the world. I was showing off my body like I never had before when people started pointing and turning their heads away rapidly. I had no idea what was going on until some guy whispered in my ear that I was hanging out of my swimsuit. I looked down and, sure enough, my cock had slipped to the side and was just dangling there. It was dangling quite impressively if you ask me, but apparently there were a lot of people that were not impressed with what they were seeing.

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Ever since then, I have been extra careful in making sure that my micro swimsuits will be able to handle the particular size of cock that I have. Again, I am not trying to put myself above everyone else out there, but if you have a large cock you really need to make sure you will fit in something of this nature. I could have been arrested and charged as a sex offender if someone had not told me what was happening and that is not a good thing. So, do your research and make sure that you are able to fit that entire monster in that micro before walking out into public with it.

Falling in Love with Micro Swimsuits

 

I have seen my first micro swimsuits design in real life the other day and I am greatly impressed. I have seen a lot of them online and other places, but they never really gave me enough to see. Those pictures always seemed so staged to me, even the ones that are supposed to be guys taking selfies. But actually being out on the beach and having a guy walk by wearing a micro was something I never thought I would experience. I do not normally hang out on beaches where guys would wear something like that so you can guess how my initial reaction might have gone.

Now I do not want to say that I jumped up and down shouting and pointing at that guy’s micro swimsuit, but that is sort exactly what happened. A little bit anyway. It was embarrassing for both of us, too. The guy started to smile at first until I did a total fan-boy scene in front of everyone on the beach. Then, it was all he could do to not hit me in the face and run away screaming. I really do wish I could have shown some restraint during that moment.

 

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After seeing those micro swimsuits in person, I decided to go ahead and buy my own. Now I know I am not going to look as good in them as that guy did, but I had to do something. I could not think about anything but that swimsuit and I had to do something to ease my mind. Buying my own may not have done that, though, as all I can think about is wearing it now. I hope the mail comes early tomorrow so that I can put it on as soon as possible. My only other issue is in trying not to wear the thing every single day for the rest of my life. Maybe I should look into buying another one just to be safe, or even enough of them to wear a different one every day of the week.

Have the Sense to Know if You Can Wear Micro Swimsuits

 

Micro swimsuits are right up there with other tiny swimwear such as thongs, G-strings and pouches. Their size is the main reason that men who decide to wear such swimsuits should be positive that their bodies are pretty close to perfect. Some men can get by with decent bodies as long as they do not have hanging stomachs and man boobs. Seriously, it is easier to just admit that flabby men should stay away from small swimsuits. They need take a brutal and honest assessment of their bodies when trying to decide whether or not they are in fit condition to wear small swimsuits.

When you are trying to make the decision about whether or not to wear micro swimsuits, be sure to understand just how small this swimwear is. A micro covers very little when it comes to the body. Of course, your package will be concealed for the most part. However, your backside will not be so covered. A great deal of your ass cheeks will be on display to anyone who happens to look so if you have a flabby ass, you might want to change your mind about wearing a micro. The back view is not attractive in the least. Of course, the front view is not attractive, either, if you have an obese body because your beer belly will be hanging over your swimsuit so that it is probably not seen at all.

The important thing about wearing micro swimsuits is to pay close attention how you look when you have one of them on your body. If you do not trust yourself to be a good judge of your appearance, get someone you trust to tell you the truth about how you look. If that person tells you that you need to put on surfer shorts and a t-shirt, you better follow their advice or you run the risk of being the laughing stock of the beach. When it comes to wearing micros, you need to be smart. Have the good sense to know and admit how your look when slip into a micro. That will save you a lot of hurt feelings in the future.

Objections to Micro Swimsuits

 

I have always had a problem with wearing micro swimsuits. I love the designs and everything but I just cannot seem to fit inside them the way that I should. Every time I sit down in one of these micros, I end up slipping out of one side or the other. It’s not that I mind slipping out now and then, but the people on the beach seem to take it a little more seriously than I do. I have even been escorted off the beach by the beach patrol guys because I slipped out while getting out of the water one day. Of course, that happened on a family beach so you can see how people were upset.

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The funny thing about that is the beach patrol guys really liked the micro swimsuits designs and did not see what the problem was although they did see why kids did not need to be an audience to that sort of thing. Of course they still had to escort me off the beach but they thought that it was wrong that I had to go. They have seen women slipping out of their bathing suits a lot more than any guy has and no one said anything negative about it. But let a man show off a bit of testicle and everyone goes ape shit over it. After all, it’s not like I intentionally slip a nut out of the side of my swimsuit.

I do my best to keep my micro swimsuits at home these days until I can find a design that will allow me to walk down the beach comfortably and without worry. I do still keep wearing them to the tanning salon most of the time but I do not have to worry about anyone seeing me there. One of these days they are going to create a design for guys like me that have extra-large testicles so that we can wear our micros out on the beach and have fun like everyone else. I just hope that day gets here before I get too old to go out on the beach and worry about my nuts showing. Om the meantime, I do enjoy wearing my micros to special parties.

 

Loving those Micro Swimsuits

 

If you want a swimsuit that will show off your body in ways you can’t imagine, then you need to try on some micro swimsuits. Now these are the types of swimsuits that you are not going to be able to try on at a store. In fact, you probably are not going to be able to find a store anywhere near you that will have these designs for sale. But they are so reasonably priced that buying one online to see how it fits is not going to break the bank or anything. If you do not like the micro once you try it, then you can put it away and remind yourself that you at least had the balls, as it were, to try it on every time you look at it.

I love wearing micro swimsuits even when people on the beach think I should not be wearing something that skimpy. The funny thing is that they have no say in what I wear to the beach as long as I am not showing too much skin. I know this because I read up on public regulations regarding swimwear designs and I carry the regulations with me everywhere I go. This way when someone gets lippy about my designs I can show them that I am not breaking any rules with what I chose to wear. They will still argue but if authorities get called in they will always agree with me. Of course, if I am on a family oriented beach, I try to be a bit more considerate with what I wear.

 

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Wearing micro swimsuits is not for everyone, though. There are a handful of guys out there that will end up having cocks that are too big for something this small to handle. It is a sad truth, but the good news is that there are designers that are working diligently to make sure all cocks get the chance to wear a micro design. I think there is hope in this world that one day men all over the planet will be allowed to wear skimpy swimwear just like all those women can. After all, there are people who like to see mostly nude men, too.

Getting into Micro Swimsuits

 

I have just recently been turned on to these micro swimsuits and find them to be the most amazing swimsuit that I have ever worn. I saw a guy wearing one on the beach not too long ago and had to ask him what it was as I had never seen anything like that in the past. I was a bit scared to come right out and ask him about it, though, as I did not know how he was going to react to my questioning. It turns out that he was really nice and had no problems with people asking him about his swimwear choices. He even told me that he would prefer people ask him about what he was wearing rather than making wild accusations in their own minds.

 

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When he told me that he was wearing micro swimsuits because he liked how they showed off his body; it grabbed my attention even more. I never really thought about wearing something on the beach that would show off my body since I did not really have much of a body to begin with. At least I did not think that I had much of a body to be showing off anyway. But the more I talked with this guy the more I realized that if I had something like this to show my body off with, then I would probably work a little bit harder to have a better looking body.

So now I am trying to decide what kind of micro swimsuits I should buy because they all look rather incredible to me. I want to be able to fit into it and not have to worry about things popping out when they probably should not be. That is not going to stop me from buying one and wearing it to the beach, though. I might not wear it out in public the day I get it, but I do plan on showing it off as soon as I am comfortable doing so. I just hope it does not take me too long to figure out what design to buy. The longer I ponder over the many designs and colors the longer it will be until I can get out in public wearing one.

Micro Swimsuits are not for Shy Men

 

If you are familiar with micro swimsuits and understand what they are, you already know that they are tiny swimsuits that cover very little of the male body. They probably only have a fraction of a yard of material to make each one so you can understand why only men who are in good shape physically should wear them. Naturally, there are those men who have great bodies but they are so painfully shy that they rarely even go to the beach let alone put on any type of swimsuit. They are not confident enough for some reason to slip into a pair of shorts let alone a tiny swimsuit.

Shy men may tend to work harder on their bodies and appearances than men more confident but that does not mean that they will wear micro swimsuits. At least not in public. Many of them might slip into a micro and wander around in the privacy of their own homes but they are not about to go out in public wearing one. The reason is not because they look terrible, silly or scary in a micro. That is not it at all. They are simply so shy that they do not see how great they a micro looks on them. The shyness blinds them to their great looks so they tend to wear shorts or something that will cover them up sufficiently if they ever get up the nerve to go swimming.

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The shyness may be a good reason for these men to not wear micro swimsuits. It may be the only reason that they refuse to wear swimsuits that are this small. No one can talk these guys into wearing tiny swimsuits because no matter how much they are told that they look awesome, these men are too shy to believe it. They just look in the mirror and see an unattractive man looking back out at them. This is a very sad thing, indeed, but not one that can be easily handled. These guys have to decide on their own that they look a lot better in micros than they originally thought. Nothing else will work.

Caution with Micro Swimsuits

 

I love wearing my micro swimsuits but I have to be real careful about the designs that I select. I am one of those guys that have been blessed with a rather large cock and some of the micro designs that are available on the market are not made for guys like me. I had one design that I really loved but I could not hide more than a quarter of my cock inside of it. I still wear it in the bedroom but that is about as far as I can take it. I know that going out in public with it on is going to get me into a lot of trouble so I do not even bother.

They have started making micro swimsuits for guys like me recently and I find that to be a very good thing. I love being able to find designs that I like and can actually wear out in public, although I still have to be careful of where I wear them. There are a few beaches that will look the other way when I come out onto them, but there are a lot more that will tell me straight up that I cannot be there in a micro. I think those guys are just jealous because they can hide their cock away under a band aid.

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I would love to find a beach where everyone is wearing micro swimsuits, even the women. I bet that beach would be a load of fun to hang out either alone or with my friends. Just think about all those sexy people walking around practically showing their entire body off to complete strangers. It makes me want to buy some beach front property with a private beach just so I could make it a rule that only people in micros could be there. I wonder if I could get in trouble for doing something like that these days. I might have to look into this a little more and find out. Research does not bother me when it is regarding something that I really care about.

Tips for Wearing Micro Swimsuits

 

Micro swimsuits are among the tiniest ones available on the market these days. While not as small as the G-string styles, thongs or pouches; they are definitely smaller than bikinis, briefs, and surfer shorts. It takes a man in very good physical shape to successfully pull off wearing these swimsuits if he wants to get as much positive attention as possible. Granted, men that are not in excellent shape can still slip into a micro but he should be sure that he does not look ridiculous or he is opening himself up to ridicule, finger pointing, and laughing. That is never a good time for anyone and can be rather humiliating.

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That is why the first thing you want to do before wearing micro swimsuits in public is to get your body at least toned a little. Drop those excess pounds so that your stomach does not hang over and conceal your sexy micro. In fact, obese men do not look great or even attractive in small swimsuits so if you are determined to try out a micro; do yourself and those people who will be seeing you a huge favor. Lose that weight and make yourself look great in that micro before you take yourself out in public. After all, you want to attract the right kind of attention when you hit the beach in your micro. People rarely offer their phone numbers to fat men in tiny swimsuits. It may not be politically correct to say something like that, but you may as well accept the truth.

One last thing that you need to pay careful attention to before slipping into micro swimsuits is manscaping. All men have hair on their bodies and many of them have access hair that shows in the most unflattering ways, especially when these men are wearing swimsuits. This is the easy part, though. Depending on your financial situation you can use a razor and shaving cream, some hair removal cream, or visit a professional for electrolysis. Whatever way you decide to rid yourself of this unattractive hair, it is simple enough to take care of this problem. Once you have yourself in shape, you are ready to brave the public wearing that micro.

Micro Swimsuits to Get Yourself Noticed

 

How many guys have heard of micro swimsuits? Even more important, how many of those men actually wear them to their favorite swimming and tanning venue? The truth is that there are too many members of the male population who lack the confidence to wear micros out in public where they can be seen and, possibly, appreciated. Shyness affects quite a few men all around the world. They can be all ages and from all walks of life. This shyness can keep many great looking guys from showing what they’ve got by slipping into a micro and letting others appreciate the view. If you happen to be in that group, you really need to change your point of view about this subject.

You see, micro swimsuits can go a long way to getting you noticed in the positive way that you want to be. They can show you just how desirable you are to other people who see you strutting your stuff in a micro. Now, no one is suggesting that you should slip into a micro and just walk out the door without checking your look either in the mirror or by a trusted friend. You might even choose to do both of those methods because you might see yourself in the mirror in a totally different way than someone else will see you. So definitely be sure that you are looking great when you head out that door.

Something that you should truly understand about micro swimsuits is that they can and will get you noticed when you are wearing one of them successfully. Just imagine in your head how you will feel when you hit your favorite beach or resort swimming pool wearing only a micro. Watch as you stroll by some highly sexy people that you would certainly like to get to know better. Then, visualize those people gazing at you flirtatiously and smiling openly as they had you their phone numbers or invite you back to their place for a drink or whatever. That should go a long way to getting you to at least try on a micro and see what happens. You will probably not be disappointed.